Providing wake up calls for the NVA a hundred years ago and how to stay safe from your very own local mooks today
Friday, June 13th, 2008This is De Old Effos’ best shot at splainin how we used to
move and shoot artillery in the middle of the night for the
benefit of the NVA and others who were deserving. All the
while carrying a fully automatic personal fire arm (come to
think of it that might be the best answer for here and now also)
Oh well since that’s not possible the next best thing just
might be the Hot Shot Stun Gun.

OTHERS CHARGE $64.95
POPPAJOHN’S PRICE $54.99
De Old Effo loves packin nearly a million volts of personal
protection on his belt and so can you! Most folks won’t
even be able to tell that you have a STUN GUN because the Hot Shot Stun Gun
looks so darn much like a Blackberry, or cell phone even
clips on your belt with it’s own clip.
The Hot Shot Stun Gun has the power of the incredible
hulk or a "one oh five"
(little
artillery lingo there ferya). Oh yeah there was spose
to be a story here. So here we go, ya know folks there was
this thing we did back in the day called an artillery
raid (ref: Helicopters in Battle 1950-1975. by Simon
Dunstan Pages 79 & 80 will explain it for you).
We would pack up a platoon (2) or more of our howitzers
before dawn and transport em via Chinooks (those are
big choppers folks, they could carry a 105 and crew
along with 60 of its’ big bullets) to some place real close to where
Charlie’ had some of his hootches or an NVA hideout
and shoot em up in a hurry with 105 mm rounds. This
was a real heck of a surprise and shock you might even
call it stunning to whatever bad guys we woke up in
this manner but we pretty much thought it was a hoot.
You can stage your own artillery raid on your local
bad guys. With a Hot Shot Stun Gun of your own. The
brutal 975,000 volts combined with the element of surprise
and the Hot Shot Stun Gun will hit em like a 105 round
and handle your assailant in short order just like we
handled Charlie in sixty eight. A short blast from this
almost invisible Hot Shot Stun Gun will give any of
your indigenous mooks stupid enough to attack you an
asian muscle massage that’ll have them incapable of
much more than drooling for five to ten minutes. I guarantee
you’ll think it’s a hoot and that’s why I have the Hot
Shot stun gun for sale in the first place.
The hot shot stun gun is equipped with a safety switch
and an illuminated red light that tells you it’s
ready to fire a "trail runner" (little more
artillery stuff there) on your local mook. 3
Lithium CR123A Batteries and detachable stainless steel
belt clip ARE INCLUDED. Best Quality/Best buy.
This is the Stun Master Hot Shot Stun Gun. Order yours
today, and walk point with confidence. De Old Effo has
em in stock! if the small and powerful Hot Shot stun
gun turns you on you should also check out the
runt. Unless you prefer a larger
stun gun or the worlds most
well made stun gun.
Oh just a quick observation on the Vietnam War you may
not know "we won".
Always carry personal protection, be aware and have
a plan.

